The other day, Tyler had his football meeting and they met at the Orem High School stadium. Since the school is under major renovation, the only entrance apparently was through the boys locker room. Tyler, who is a VERY modest boy, was shocked and appalled that when you went to high school, you all have to shower...together...in front of each other...naked. Did I mention he was a very modest boy? He'll wait in line to get the bathroom with a stall and door because he won't got potty in front of ANYONE!
So we are driving along yesterday and this is our conversation:
Tyler: Mom, I need to start skinny dipping.
Mom: WHAT??!!! Why on earth would you need to do that?
Tyler: To get ready.
Mom: Get ready for WHAT??!!
Tyler: High School. I have to start tanning my butt so it isn't so white for when I have to shower in front of everyone. I don't want everyone seeing my white butt.
Mom: HA HA HA HA HA...Tyler, it's ok, everyone has a white butt.
Tyler: Not Mexicans.
Mom: Yes, even them. Although not as white as yours.
Tyler: And when I go to BYU it will be even worse. All those Tongans and I'll be so white.
Mom: Don't stress about it Tyler, you're practically as dark as them already.
Tyler: But not my butt!!
Mom: HA HA HA HA HA.. you are a funny kid...but seriously, no skinny dipping.
I wish I had a picture to post showing the contrast between his butt and the rest of his body. He is really dark and his butt is pretty white. Maybe he should be worried.
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! Tyler cracks me up! Come on mom, what's a little preparatory skinny dipping here and there?
I laughed so hard and then read it to Randy and he laughed just as hard. Thanx for sharing that with us, good luck keeping him from skinny dipping.
I love that he thought the only solution was skinny dipping! HA HA! Good luck with that ;)
Maybe Tyler should go to a tanning salon and have his 'butt tanning!' Ha! Ha! Ha! He's such a funny kid. I love him!
Love ya!
Mom :o)
Oh my gosh that is hilarious!! Don't most people skinny dip at night?? Hehehe, really though, he's adorable. All for the love of the game, right?? :-)
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